Monday, September 8, 2008

pikachu? is that you???

On September 27th, 2007 I wrote in my old blog :

"now let's say, hypothetically, that we were able to breed pikachus...would you buy one? they are super-cute, have good temperment, and we may even be able to customize them! pshhh to cats and dogs, pikachus are the the future.

also, i am absolutely retarded."

AND NOW I SEE THIS?!?!?



and this story.

Stolen, for sure! Do you think I have any legal recourse?

Thursday, August 28, 2008

kinda...want to...

From the NKOTB mailing list (yeah, I'm on it, SO FUCKING WHAT):

BOSTON, MA
September 6th at 1pm
Newbury Comics ** GRAND OPENING**
Faneuil Hall Marketplace
North Market Building
Boston, MA 02109
(617) 248-9992

Purchase the New Kids on the Block CD "The Block" and you will receive a special pass to attend the autograph signing! (Limited Space Available) PASS DISTRIBUTION BEGINS AT 8AM ON 9/6 AT THIS LOCATION ONLY

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So I am considering doing this. Though I don't really want the CD at all. And though I'm not I have sure the attention span to wait in line that long. And 8am on Saturday? Ummm. But I've met one New Kid...four to go.

Oh Jon Knight! Just come hang out in Providence again and be my BFF! And get me better seats at the show!

My nostalgia is out of fucking control. Help.

Monday, August 4, 2008

jo, beth, amy, meg, marmeeeeee!

Today, I've been totally nerding out about this: Louisa May Alcott: The Woman Behind Little Women. It's a documentary film about, obviously, Louisa May Alcott, the lady who wrote Little Women aka the obsession of my childhood. Oh my, did I LOVE this book and the fact that it was semi-autobiographical was even better. Louisa = Jo in the book, basically. Growing up in Massachusetts was fabulously convenient because Louisa GREW UP THERE TOO! And that meant I could totally go visit her house and geek out on the very ground where Little Women was written. I went several times throughout the 1980s. This is the famed Orchard House:



It's located in Concord, MA. I have next Monday off - I wonder if I can get anyone to join in my nerdfest and go visit the house. There's all that Revolutionary War Lexington/Concord stuff to do out there too. This website has all the info on her house.

I'm pretty sure my obsession started very young with a cartoon version of Little Women that was at my local videostore. This particular videostore had this weird magnet system to denote whether the video was in or not - like there was a magnet on the box if it was available. I used to HIDE the magnet on this video if for some reason I wasn't able to rent it that particular day. I didn't want anyone else to watch it. I'd pretty much have a melt-down if it wasn't in when I wanted it. I've been trying to do some research on this version, and all I can really find is this:



This might be it. Apparently, there were several anime versions of Little Women produced in the 80s, so I'm not sure exactly which version I saw. All I know is I would LOVE to see this again.

I fancied myself a kind of combination of Jo/Beth. Like Jo, I loved to write. In fact, I kind of considered myself a child prodigy in play-writing and chapter books. (This is, of course, absolutely untrue). I liked to think I inhabited Jo's "spunky independence" though I was in NO way a tomboy like Jo. Super girly to the max. That's where Beth comes in...sickly, super-feminine Beth. I also had an obsession with tragic childhood disease (wrote many plays about this). Imagine how completely stoked I was when I contracted scarlet fever as a kid. Yes, my friends, Beth dies from scarlet fever. When I got it, there was no actual danger of DEATH, with the advent of antibiotics and all, but still...now I could really relate, ya know?

In the mid-90s came the new film version, the pet project of Ms. Winona Ryder. Um. LOVE HER. Anyway...it's pretty fucking good. Winona is of course Jo. Claire Danes as poor Beth. Kirsten Dunst as Amy. Trini Alvarado as Meg (Trini, where are you? She was also the star of one of my favorite movies ever - Times Square - but that's another blogpost for another day). And, HELLO, Susan Sarandon as Marmee. CINEMA GOLD, PEOPLE!



Oh yeah, and Christian Bale plays the hot neighbor boy, Laurie. Wooo!

If you're in the Providence area, the Louisa May Alcott documentary is screening at the Columbus Theatre Saturday 8/9 at 3pm as part of the RI International Film Festival. Yeah, nerd-time!!

Friday, July 11, 2008

jesse & the rippers reunion?!?!?


Nope, but Jesse & the Beach Boys!

Or Stamos...or whatever...Jesse Stamos...John Katsopolis...it's all the same to me! Remember when Uncle Jesse was all about the Beach Boys in the late 80s, "Kokomo"-era? He made a guest-appearance in the video even! And the Beach Boys came on over to "Full House" - cross-over city! There are a lot of exclamation points here. I get way too stoked about cheesy things from my childhood. Sorry.

So...anyway. Life was way cool back then because I was madly in love with John Stamos and completely obsessed with the Beach Boys. I wrote a heartfelt, passionate love letter to Mr. Stamos but he never responded. I guess I should give him props for not leading on an 8-year-old girl. Then later that year, I attended my very first concert which happened to be: THE BEACH BOYS! I convinced myself that John Stamos was going to show up for a guest appearance just like in the video and it would be TRUE LOVE, but alas, he did not.

Despite all the disappointment that John Stamos brought to my life in the late 80s, I still wear my "Jesse & the Rippers" t-shirt with unabashed pride.

For more on this recent B-boys/Stamos collaboration visit Oh No They Didn't!

BONUS! Here's how you make a Stamosa:
Fill your martini glass with UV Pink Lemonade vodka, add a splash of OJ and cheap-ass champagne. It will give you the worst hangover of your life. Enjoy!

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Blanche Devereaux 4ever



Rue McClanahan has new show! Suh-weeet! There are just not enough of the Golden Girls alumni on the tele. Premieres on July 23rd (happy birthday to me!) on Logo, which coincidentally my cable company just added to the line-up.

Read all about it here:
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/24758036.html?mode=reply

Friday, June 13, 2008

pretty persuasion

Tonight, I will see R.E.M.


I am slowly getting really stoked. My decision to go to this show was kind of a half-hearted "Yeah, I used to really be into R.E.M. and the new record is actually pretty good..." But in the last week, I've been listening/thinking about them a lot more. I used to be REALLYREALLY into them, circa 1995. I also had a huge crush on Michael Stipe. Everytime I tell someone that, they are kind of shocked. But I think he's cute! Whatever. What-ev-ER. I saw them when I was 15 on the Monster tour and it was amazing. And 13 years ago...holy crap, I am old. But I digress...check out the setlist I found from that show (oh, helpful internet):

4 October 1995 - Civic Center, Providence, RI
support: Grant Lee Buffalo
set: Pop Song 89 / What's The Frequency, Kenneth? / Crush With Eyeliner / Drive / Wake-Up Bomb / Binky The Doormat / Losing My Religion / Bang And Blame / Undertow / Begin The Begin / Strange Currencies / Revolution / Tongue / Man On the Moon / Country Feedback / The One I Love / Orange Crush / Get Up / Star 69
encore: Let Me In / Everybody Hurts / So. Central Rain / Departure / It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

SO GOOD. Like...can you please play that same setlist tonight? Impossible, I know. Just for fun, I made my own dream R.E.M. setlist. Now, I am in no way an R.E.M. completist, so you won't find any wicked obscure gems on my setlist, but I think it's a decent survey of most of the albums, with the exception of the 3 that came before Accelerate because they don't exist to me. So without further ado, the DesiR.E.M. DreamList:

Drive / Man on the Moon / Radio Free Europe / Talk About the Passion / So. Central Rain / Pretty Persuasion / The One I Love / Pop Song 89 / Stand / Country Feedback (!!) / Low / Crush With Eyeliner / Tongue / Strange Currencies / Bang & Blame / The Wake-Up Bomb / Bittersweet Me

Boys, are you listening? Make me happy! Actually...just play "Country Feedback" and I'll be good. I might even cry. I read somewhere that it's Stipe's favorite song too, so there could be a chance. Talk about the fucking passion, mannn.

Oh, the 80s:

Thursday, June 12, 2008

hollywood, PVD

In the past few years, Providence has been the go-to place to film a movie on the cheap. Always the Farrelly bros, more recent stuff like "Dan in Real Life" (featuring my non-sexual crush Steve Carrell) and "27 Dresses" plus that TV show I have yet to watch even though my neighborhood is featured prominently in it, "The Brotherhood." So...yeah...famous people. So far, I've only met one roaming around here. That would be Puddy from Seinfeld. You know, this guy:


Yeah, I totally hung out with him a Jerky's for 5 minutes. He was in "Underdog" which is a movie I will probably never see.

But aaaanyway, this is so not about Puddy. The biggest celebrity-o-rama film that Providence has ever seen has just started announcing the cast. OH BOY! It's "The Prince of Providence" about the belovedly shady RI icon/former mayor, Mr. Buddy Cianci. Oliver Platt is playing Buddy...I don't care. Whatevs. Robin Williams maybe involved too. NO! He annoys me, except as Mrs. Doubtfire, so I won't be seeking him out for hang time. Also Dermot Mulroney, Ed Burns...I'd let them hang out with me probably. But the star that I am totally going to make my BFF is Bradley Cooper. This is Bradley Cooper:


There are few reasons why I heart Bradley Cooper.
1. He played Bill Ze Bub in my second favorite Stella short. "He's SATIN!"
2. He got it on with Michael Ian Black in "Wet Hot American Summer" - then they were married by Janeane Garofalo! SEE!:


3. Um...I guess I only have two reasons. But they are damn good reasons.

Curious to see who else will be cast. Someone should give Rudd or Theroux a part. Just a suggestion...